About

Y-you really want to know? Well, ok. We’re the best damn nerds on the planet, and our internets are better than yours.

More detail? OKAY

Desplesda is a web developer who makes internets and shiny objects for the Mac.

Cardi is a female on the internet and therefore doesn’t actually exist.

Smeggy is a software developer who takes an all or nothing approach to everything. That’s why Des wrote his blurb.

Numberguy gives good maths and phenomenal internets, but is otherwise normal. Honest.

Zen is a traitor who left computing at the University to take up an IT traineeship a whole two hundred metres away. Also normal.